
My Dad Retired
"Dorothy. Honey. I love you. But go take a walk." (His first Tuesday of retirement, with a notebook that said HOUSE PROJECT.)
Life stages
Dad retired and now supervises everything, the kids left and the fridge is still full, menopause arrived or the midlife crisis did. Every stage comes with an unwritten manual.
These ebooks write it with humor and useful facts. Instant PDF download.

"Dorothy. Honey. I love you. But go take a walk." (His first Tuesday of retirement, with a notebook that said HOUSE PROJECT.)

"Debbie, there are forty-two containers." "I know." "There are two of us." "I know."

"Luke, you need to sit down." "Why?" "Just sit." (On the edge of the sink, a test with two pink lines.)

Today Frank found a hair in the drain and stared at it like someone served a subpoena.

My husband bought a motorcycle. A big, black one, with an engine that sounds like a lion with indigestion.

Diane and I had been married twenty-three years. I thought I knew her. Until I found her with her head inside the freezer.
Yes: “I'm Going to Be a First-Time Dad” is a manual for not fainting in the delivery room.
No. They are humor books with general information.