My Partner Has Misophonia
I live with a woman who hears what I don't hear. A clicking pen can ruin her whole day.
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Funny gift ideas: ebooks for that person you know
A US$2.49 ebook that makes someone smile (and starts a good conversation) is among the cheapest and most personal gifts there is. It arrives as a PDF instantly, ideal for birthdays, anniversaries or a last-minute surprise.
Pick the title that describes them: “My Husband Snores”, “My Dad Retired”, “My Boss Has ADHD”. Or treat yourself.
Books on this topic (49)
My Dad Can't Recognize Faces
My dad greets everyone warmly. The problem is that he almost never knows who they are.
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My Friend Has Dyscalculia
Otis knows movies, cooking, and Balkan history. But when the check arrives, he always puts in twenty.
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My Boss Has ADHD
Before the ten o'clock coffee, my boss already has twelve ideas. All brilliant. None the same as yesterday's.
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My Wife Has ADHD
I gave this book to my wife. Forty minutes later she was emptying the pantry.
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Why Do I Have ADHD?
If your brain had a web browser, it would have 47 tabs open.
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My Dad Retired
"Dorothy. Honey. I love you. But go take a walk." (His first Tuesday of retirement, with a notebook that said HOUSE PROJECT.)
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My Kids Left Home
"Debbie, there are forty-two containers." "I know." "There are two of us." "I know."
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I'm Going to Be a First-Time Dad
"Luke, you need to sit down." "Why?" "Just sit." (On the edge of the sink, a test with two pink lines.)
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My Partner Got Obsessed with the Gym
"Good morning, sweetheart." "Four sets of twelve." "Did you sleep well?" "Six ounces of chicken."
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My Husband Is a Hypochondriac
"Beth. I have a mole." "It's a mole." "A new one." (It was 6:45 a.m. and he was holding a flashlight.)
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I Have Impostor Syndrome
"They've got the wrong person. When they figure it out, I'll be fired." (The day I was promoted to team lead.)
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My Friend Is an Introvert
"Dana, I'm so sorry. My head hurts and my social battery is drained. Will you forgive me?" (Received at 6:47 p.m. on my birthday.)
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My Boss Is a Workaholic
"No need to respond today." It's the most treacherous sentence in the language. Sent at 11:47 p.m.
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My Wife Is Messy
"Tina, why is there a boot on the table?" "It's waiting for its mate. It's in the car."
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My Husband Is a Gamer
"Five minutes." "Can't you pause?" "It's an online game."
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My Partner Is Addicted to Her Phone
"When was the last time we really talked?" "We're talking." "No. This is alternating between screens."
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I'm a Professional Procrastinator
"How much of the presentation do you have?" "The title." "Andy." "It was really dirty." (He meant the fridge.)
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My Wife Is a Perfectionist
"It's crooked." "Marcy, it's impossible to see one millimeter from ten feet away." "I can see it."
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My Husband Is Forgetful
"Honey, what are you holding in your right hand?" "Oh. They were right here."
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My Dad Has Vertigo
"Dad, shall we go up?" "One moment. I'm preparing myself." "It's a staircase." "It's a challenge."
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My Friend Is Afraid of Spiders
"Hugh. I need you to come over." "What's wrong?" "It has eight legs."
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My Wife Is Afraid of Flying
"It's not fear. It's common sense." "Marnie, airplanes are built for exactly that: flying." "That's what you say."
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My Partner Gets Carsick
"Ross, do I ride up front?" "Hallie, you always ride up front. It's the Copilot Law."
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My Friend Is Left-Handed
"Spend a day with me. Morning to night. And you'll see."
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My Wife Has No Sense of Direction
"It's this way." (It wasn't this way.)
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My Husband Is Colorblind
"I'll wear the gray one, it goes with everything." "Honey, that shirt is pink."
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My Brother Is Allergic to Everything
"Terri, honey, you're cooking this year." "Mom, my brother is allergic to everything." "To almost everything."
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My Husband Went Keto
"I'm starting keto." "And who explained that to you?" "A video."
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My Partner Went Vegan
"I'm going vegan." She said it the way you'd announce you were switching internet providers. He looked at the fridge.
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My Friend Is Celiac
"Does this have gluten?" Four thousand two hundred times, by his best friend's calculations.
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My Wife Is Lactose Intolerant
"My wife and milk broke up on bad terms." And he, who only cooked fried eggs, had to learn.
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My Husband Has Type 2 Diabetes
"I'm going to be a model diabetic. I'm going to quit sugar. Cold turkey." "Roger, it's not a race."
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My Dad Has High Blood Pressure
"One fifty-eight over ninety-eight." "It must be the machine."
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My Friend Has Migraines
"You seem off." "It's my prodrome: yawning, cravings and a stiff neck. One's coming."
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My Partner Has Acid Reflux
At 11:30 on a Friday night, she put a hand to her chest and said: "I have a small dragon in my throat. But with attitude."
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My Husband Has Irritable Bowel Syndrome
My husband is probably the only person in the world who knows every public restroom in the city by heart.
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My Mom Has Tinnitus
"Honey, do you hear that?" I didn't hear anything. My mother had been listening for weeks to a cricket living in her left ear.
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My Dad Wears Hearing Aids
I asked if he wanted a coffee. He heard "toffee." This is the archive of everything that was said and everything that was heard.
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I Need Reading Glasses Now
There's an age when your arms stop being long enough. And you keep swearing it's the bad lighting.
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My Husband Is Going Bald
Today Frank found a hair in the drain and stared at it like someone served a subpoena.
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My Husband Is Having a Midlife Crisis
My husband bought a motorcycle. A big, black one, with an engine that sounds like a lion with indigestion.
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My Wife Is Going Through Menopause
Diane and I had been married twenty-three years. I thought I knew her. Until I found her with her head inside the freezer.
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My Husband Grinds His Teeth
Venue: the bedroom. Performer: my husband. Instrument: his teeth. Ticket: none. Refund: impossible.
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My Adult Son Is a Sleepwalker
I walked into the hallway with a rolling pin, thinking they were burglars. It was my son, looking for the printer in the broom closet.
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My Partner Has Sleep Apnea
He stops breathing and I stop sleeping. This is the story of how we fixed it.
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I Have Insomnia
At 3:00 a.m., the world has a different sound. And you, eyes wide open, know that tomorrow you'll be a mess.
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My Wife Talks in Her Sleep
Last night my wife asked me for a divorce. Over a pizza.
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My Husband Snores
Do you sleep next to a tractor? This book is for you (and for your earplugs).
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