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My Wife Talks in Her Sleep: And Last Night She Asked Me for a Divorce... from a Pizza

My Wife Talks in Her Sleep

And Last Night She Asked Me for a Divorce... from a Pizza

Last night my wife asked me for a divorce. Over a pizza.

By day, Bridget is serene and discreet. At night, between two and four in the morning, she argues with the mail carrier, negotiates with Martians, and keeps the mozzarella.

US$2.49one-time payment

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What you will discover

  • Why people talk in their sleep and what influences it: stress, tiredness, alcohol, late dinners.
  • Why what's said in sleep isn't a confession or a reproach.
  • When to consult a sleep specialist: screaming, violent movements, falls, or daytime sleepiness.
  • Basic sleep-hygiene tips and a sleep diary that works.

What you get

  • Instant PDF download
  • Short read, funny and useful
  • Read on phone, tablet or computer

Also available in Spanish: Mi esposa habla dormida: Y anoche me pidió el divorcio… de una pizza

These books are humor and general information and do not replace the opinion of a health professional.

Who it is for

Is this the book for you?

It is for you if you live with your wife and want to understand what is going on, know what to do and laugh a little along the way, no lectures. It also works as a gift for whoever shares a home with them.

For your partner → · Sleep & sleepless nights → · Snoring, insomnia & sleep apnea →

Who is “My Wife Talks in Her Sleep” for?

It is for you if you live with your wife and want to understand what is going on, know what to do and laugh a little along the way, no lectures. It also works as a gift for whoever shares a home with them.

How much is it and how do I get it?

US$2.49, one-time payment in the Payhip store. You get the PDF instantly and read it on phone, tablet or computer.

Is it a medical book?

These books are humor and general information and do not replace the opinion of a health professional.

Can I ask for a refund?

Yes. You have 14 days from the purchase. Write to us from the store's contact page and tell us briefly what you did not like or what we can improve. With that feedback we refund your money to the same payment method. We ask for it because it helps us improve the books.

Why get it?

Give it… or treat yourself

It is the friendliest way to say “I want to understand you” without a lecture: a short, funny ebook you can read in an afternoon. Read it to understand your wife better, or hand it to your wife with a smile and laugh together about what you both already know is happening.

A funny, loving gift for anyone who sleeps next to someone who negotiates with Martians at three in the morning.

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